A Cursed Love

I should be used to the arguments and insults exchanged

But each time you leave me more devastated than the last.

The fight comes to an end but the pain remains unchanged

As we are both doomed to these vile reiterations of the past.
Maybe the problem in this relationship is you or maybe me

Or that this whole relationship is a complete cosmic mistake.

But I am bound to you by the blood in each vein and artery

And burdened by an unconditional love I can no longer take.
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There are times I really wish I could switch off my emotion and cut ties with everyone. I don’t want love, family, friends or anything else. I just want to be alone. I would rather be lonely than depressed from arguing with a loved one. I will be fine after some time because you forgive and forget but then history is bound to repeat itself and it is the future repeat of this I dread more than the present sorrow. This one post will hopefully be the only sad one, this is a humour blog I am proud of and I want to keep it that way. Sometimes, you just want to be raw, real and honest and this was one of those times.

The perfect boyfriend for my zodiac sign?!

I came across this really interesting article titled “The Perfect Boyfriend For Each Zodiac Sign“. Quite a self explanatory title. It discussed which other zodiac signs you should or should not be dating based on yours. Here’s a screenshot of mine, Aquarius. Continue reading

Shabby Sketches #10: Food > Friends

My best friend is an absolute foodie just like me. She told me the other day that she had a dream where a donut and me (a living , breathing human) were drowning and she could only choose one of us. She ended up choosing the donut. I repeat, the donut.

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I am changing her name in my phone to Homer Simpson ASAP.

Shabby Sketches #8: Funniest Hangman Game Ever

If you are not already familiar with this classic game that everyone from elementary kids to grandparents have played, check out this link here:
http://m.wikihow.com/Play-Hangman

I recently played this game with a friend and she added a hilarious twist to it. We chose movies as our category and took turns to guess the other’s puzzle. However, each time I would guess the movie correctly, she would instead claim that the movie name was something else! Here were her unique movie names – I am going to list the actual ones at the end so try to guess:

1. Runaway Knife Continue reading

Funny things I have heard lately…

Here are some of the funny things that my parents and friends have said lately:

1. Headline: Drunk man bites off wife’s nose.

Mum: Couldn’t he bit off her finger instead?

2. Dad: It is difficult to roll your r’s but [insert nationality here] are good with their tongue.
3. My friend while talking about incestuous couples:
“How Continue reading