Hello everyone, happy hump day! Have a wonderful day guys, the weekend’s right around the corner but until then, here are some gifs I made to entertain y’all till then:

1. Why reality hits you… literally!

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Just Kindergarten Things

I have been having a really tough time lately so I was looking through some of my older things like cards and pictures to cheer myself up. I came across a folder containing things from my kindergarten days. For those unfamiliar with the term kindergarten, it is the one or two years of schooling some countries have before 1st grade and I was around 3-4 years old when I joined. After brushing off the dust, here’s a list of my archaeological findings (after all it has been a while since I was in kindergarten):

1. My colouring books were quite inappropriate:

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A random list of funny things! #2

Warning: This post contains no useful information and reading it is probably going to be a waste of time. Or you might laugh like I did. But you will read this post anyways so continue with caution.

1. This is my kind of push up:

2. So what’s your band name?

Mine’s Polka Dot Curry and Rice. Is that too much information? #sorry

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My Top Life Hacks! DIYs, boosting your smartphone memory and organizing your social media

I am by no means a wise person but occasionally even idiots have something worthwhile to share so here’s my list of 6 helpful hacks that cost you nothing but help you lots:
1. Do you find yourself always short on small jewellery or accessory boxes for your little knickknacks? Just DIY or origami it! Origami is the Japanese art of folding paper into decorative or functional items. I personally make a lot of small origami boxes for my paper clips or USBs. Here are the most helpful instructions online that I have used: Origami Box with Lid

I have also made other kinds of boxes for various things that I found at this website: Origami Box Database. Origami or DIY is not a girly thing thing, it is perfectly functional, diverse and can help you save a lot of money at your local store. The options are endless so explore DIY alternatives to things you need.

2. If the box seems like too much effort for you, I know a DIY for a poster tube that only requires a stomach, a love for junk food, some hand soap and water – and it looks like this:

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Scrabble-icious! Man vs. Computer

Ever find yourself suddenly remembering a classic game from your childhood and wanting to play it immediately? I felt like that about Scrabble recently but I sadly realized I had no friends to play it with. So I downloaded the app on my phone which allows you to play against the computer. I was thrilled to play the game again… Except I have no idea how I managed to play it when I was younger since all I can come up with are PG-15 words. Needless to say, I was having quite some fun.

I started off childish:

But that didn’t last long:

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A random list of funny things! #1

I have been a bit busy lately (*cough* travelling and having fun) and neglecting my blog lately but I am back to compensate with some laughs. Here is a list of funny things I have found in my phone’s photo gallery:

1. Found this in Edinburgh a few days ago and this truly proves you are in Scotland xD

2. I also found this excellent example of effective marketing in Edinburgh :”)

3. While I was in Edinburgh, my friend was holidaying in Venice and had something funny to share as well. She bought a calendar of hot priests officially released by the Catholic Church, they are sinfully attractive xD

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I am the Queen of Controversy

Or maybe that is a slight exaggeration. I don’t want to be too cocky by saying that or else Donald Trump might sue me for trying to steal his title. I am just referring to a much smaller ripple than the ones he creates – my 9gag account.

People usually accidently let out farts, I seem to unintentionally cause controversy when all I am doing is trying to be funny or sharing the creations of my procrastination.

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My Favourite Instagram Creations

I have been seriously addicted to Instagram lately. I only joined three days ago but I have already uploaded 16 posts. My posts are just bits of humour and thoughts but I just can’t stop creating them. Now, I wish I joined the platform sooner. Here are some of my favorite creations lately:
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Oops, was this supposed to be a story?

So I wanted some writing inspiration and googled story starters which typically become the first line of your story. Except my mind is kind of like the immature kid in high school with a low attention span and thought differently instead. Let me demonstrate:

1. I can’t help it. I lie. All the time… about my weight.

2. When I found out there would be a supermoon in two nights, I began making my plans… to livetweet the event.

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So I was looking at pictures of tweets on Instagram (what is this, social media inception?!) and had this wonderful idea of editing them to reflect some of (my) life’s greatest truths. By “had this wonderful idea”, I was desperately seeking means to procrastinate doing very important work that cannot be delayed… Oh no. It’s too late now so I might as well share these
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