Always pee before you sleep!

“Always pee before you sleep,”

My mother never failed to say,

“Or else the price will be steep,”

As she’d remind me every day.

I’ve never ignored my mother

Except once just a month ago.

I was way too tired to bother

To lift my head from my pillow.

I’d the best sleep one could get

While my body was put to test

Until I dreamt of using the toilet-

Then I realized mother knows best.

“Always pee before you sleep,”

My mother never failed to say,

“Or else the price will be steep,”

And now I know that price today.
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