I am the Queen of Controversy

Or maybe that is a slight exaggeration. I don’t want to be too cocky by saying that or else Donald Trump might sue me for trying to steal his title. I am just referring to a much smaller ripple than the ones he creates – my 9gag account.

People usually accidently let out farts, I seem to unintentionally cause controversy when all I am doing is trying to be funny or sharing the creations of my procrastination.

The Donald Trump post

Now I know that you naturally invite strong responses just by uttering the man’s name but all I wanted was to share a quote from him about quitting smartly at the right time because I found it ironic and funny since a large share of people wanted him to quit the race (too late for that now).

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I really shouldn’t have been surprised by the shitstorm that ensued in the comments below.

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I am neither a Euro sissy nor a libtard so I apologize to all the members of those communities who had to get blasted by these fine gentlemen on the internet because of me.

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And now he is the presumptive Republican nominee! Though my ass probably doesn’t know that yet since it is a little “behind” on current affairs.

I wish people on the internet were a little bit nicer but then I wouldn’t have this blog post so it is kind of like the edge of a double sided sword. I’ll just have to take a page out of Trump’s book and sass my way into people’s heart before weaponizing their love for me and unleashing their wrath on the non-believers. Hail 1NothingPlease!

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