I came across this really interesting article titled “The Perfect Boyfriend For Each Zodiac Sign“. Quite a self explanatory title. It discussed which other zodiac signs you should or should not be dating based on yours. Here’s a screenshot of mine, Aquarius.
I don’t know if I completely believe in horoscopes but mine’s always been eerily accurate. This time however, I feel a little conflicted.
As an Aquarius woman, I am supposed to date either a Libra lad or a Gemini gentleman. But my mum’s a Libra and we fight like cats and dogs sometimes! My dad can definitely attest to that. We have nearly triggered World War 3 more times than Voldemort’s tried to kill Harry Potter. I do really love my mother though and I think she’s truly the best mother in the world. Still I find it really difficult to imagine that I am supposed to be dating a man that shares the same horoscope as her. I’d much rather date Voldemort.
Now with Gemini, that seems more plausible. My best friend of 14 years is a Gemini, we are perfectly compatible and she means the world to me. So I am quite distressed that the article made me imagine an amazing sex life with her for a brief moment. I know my crazy imagination is mostly to blame but still. I’d much rather replace that thought with one of making out with Voldemort.
As for the horoscopes I should be dating, I am ignoring that section. Beggars can’t be choosers. My love life’s a dried up river in desperate need of some rain. I definitely will not be picky. But Voldemort’s still last on the list.