Here are some of the funny things that my parents and friends have said lately:
1. Headline: Drunk man bites off wife’s nose.
Mum: Couldn’t he bit off her finger instead?
2. Dad: It is difficult to roll your r’s but [insert nationality here] are good with their tongue.
3. My friend while talking about incestuous couples:
“How can you start a family?! You are a family!”
4. A female friend’s suggestion for a pick up line:
“Want to add a v-card to your wallet?”
5. Friend: How do you tell someone he is an asshole without actually saying it?